I call this salad "Digit's Delight."
When I worked for Chef Julia,
She told me a good meal
is like a see-saw--
Veggies, fruit, some grains,
dairy, and a little protein.
[Chuckles] So where's the part that tastes good?
It all tastes good, Jacks.
Healthy and tasty-- that's my motto.
That's your motto?
Could you hurry it up, please?
Digit: Where was I?
Oh. The veggies are in.
And some apple for a little crunch.
Some multigrain croutons,
a few cubes of cheese,
and finally some pine nuts.
Looks yummy, Dige.
Drizzle lightly with olive oil.
Aah! Oh! Hey!
Motherboard: CyberSquad, call coming from Castleblanca--
Something is terribly wrong.
Sam hasn't been himself lately.
He's sleepy, sad, cranky.
Huh? What's going on?
Who are you talking to?
Uh, no one. Go back to sleep.
And it's not just Sam.
Other monsters are acting the same way.
We need help. Find us at Cafe Bogie.
Hmm. Wonder where Cafe Bogie is.
Excuse me. Could you tell us where Cafe Bogie is?
Straight ahead. Look for a long line out front.
I hate that place.
Ever since it opened,
no one's been coming here
to buy my fruits and veggies,
and they're going bad.
Everyone eats at Bogie's.
Is the food that good?
[Crying] Yes. That's the problem.
Jeez. I never saw a zombie cry before.
The Brussels sprouts are still good.
Brussels sprouts? Ew. No, thanks.
Is this line even moving?
Follow me, Earthlies.
Whoa there. You got a reservation?
Do you know who I am?
Agent 22, Health Inspector.
Uh, go ahead, sir.
[Soft music playing]
Matt: There they are.
Hi, Sam. Hey, Sam.
We got here as fast as we could.
How are you feeling?
Maybe the fries aren't helping.
No! They're so good! Just try one.
What do you think?
Hey, that's the last French fry!
You got to share it!
No way. Let go!
You let go!
Guys, stop fighting.
Can we please eat something?
Excuse me. Ready to order?
I'll have the Medusa Meatballs.
Sounds good. Me, too.
I'll have the chicken salad sandwich.
My meatball kind of tastes like chicken.
Too bad my chicken doesn't taste like chicken.
Can I have your last meatball, Jacks?
Please, please, please!
You actually like this stuff?
Mmm. Are you kidding? Mmm. It's scrumptious.
It's so salty, sweet, and gloopy.
Ha ha ha!
Is that even a word?
Yikes! It's Buzz and Delete!
Time to make the crabby cakes!
Ooh, I love cooking!
That's all it is? Some weird powder and water?
How can that be?
I don't understand.
[Beep beep beep beep]
♪ Ta da
Hey, Dee Dee, we're running low
on Hacker packets.
I'm going to the factory
to get some more.
Follow that bot!
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh, what a magnificent chin.
Buzz: Uh, boss?
What is it? Can't you see I'm busy?
But we're all out of Medusa Meatball packets.
The monsters are getting restless.
Oh. Must I do everything myself?
Pass me those potatoes.
I don't get it, boss.
How is making these Hacker packets
going to lead to
your total domination
Isn't it obvious?
The food prepared from my Hacker packets
is delectably delicious and totally lacking any healthy ingredients.
Hoo! Correction-- it does use one real food,
but not much of it!
When you don't eat healthy food,
you become weak, sluggish, useless.
Hacker: It's only a matter of time
until I open another restaurant,
then another, and soon everyone
will be eating my food,
and all of Cyberspace will be
as defenseless as he is!
I knew that chicken tasted funny.
It's not real food.
We have to stop him before it's too late.
What? I'm busy! [Hiccup]
Well, well, well.
If it isn't the meddlesome Earth brats.
Release the beast!
Is that the best you can do?
Aah! Aah! Aah!
[Gasp] We're trapped!
Throw the dog your patty!
[Sniff sniff sniff]
Digit: Hello. Room service?
We'd like the cheese, crackers, and hummus platter.
Get some fruit, too.
I could use a little energy.
And some grapes. Thanks.
OK, so, what do we know?
We know the food that comes from the Hacker packets
tastes good but it's not very healthy.
And your body needs healthy food.
Otherwise, you get weak and tired.
Which is why so many monsters in Castleblanca are feeling lousy.
Because they're not eating real food.
And who knows how long they've been eating that stuff?
But the Hacker packets do have potato in them.
That's real food, and it's a vegetable.
But it was only this much potato.
Besides, the body needs other kinds of food,
not just veggies.
[Knock on door]
Like the 5 food groups:
protein, like the chickpeas in this hummus;
veggies, like these carrots.
The cheese is dairy.
The grapes are fruit,
and for grains, we have this bread.
Mmm. This hummus is awesome!
Come on, Inez. Dig in.
No, thanks. I'm not hungry, just tired.
How do we get the monsters
to stop eating Hacker's junky food?
Not easy. They all love it.
I've got it!
I filmed everything we saw in Hacker's factory.
You did? Huh. Guess I was too busy eating.
Once everyone sees what Hacker's food is really made of,
they'll never eat at Bogie's again.
Excellent plan, Matt.
Come on, Nezie. Just have a few grapes.
I said I wasn't hungry!
And don't call me "Nezie"! Ah!
Inez, you OK?
Uh. I'm fine.
Care for a fry?
Sam, enough with the fries.
They're not good for you.
Well, I like them.
Time for show and tell, Mattie.
Monsters of Castleblanca,
put down your forks!
Put aside your patties!
What you're eating is not real food,
and we can prove it!
Hit it, Jacks.
The food prepared from my Hacker packets
is delectably delicious
and totally lacking any healthy ingredients.
Ooh. Correction--it does use one real food,
but not much of it.
Hey, Buzzie, the boss is in a movie!
Huh? Hey, boss, come see.
Hacker on video: And when you don't eat healthy food,
you become weak, sluggish, useless...
Ew. That's what I was really eating?
Matt: Now you can see that what you're eating is not healthy!
That's why you all feel terrible.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
I think it's working.
Hacker: I think you're wrong.
Pardon me. Would you like to try
my new scare ribs?
But are they good for you?
The real question is, do they taste good?
Oh! So good!
You're not gonna get away with this, Hacker.
That's THE Hacker to you.
You can't serve unhealthy food!
Oh, yes, I can.
In case you missed it, they love it.
There's nothing you can do to stop me.
There is, too.
Oh? And what might that be?
I liked your food.
Of course you did, my dear.
Until I found out what it really is!
And we're going to tell everybody in Cyberspace.
I have a better idea.
You never had a good idea in your life.
Well, try this one:
I say I can cook a healthy meal
that can beat your junky food any day of the week.
Not a chance.
Listen up, monsters.
Digit has challenged Hacker to a cook-off.
So if Digit wins, you'll stop making Hacker packets
and you'll leave Castleblanca.
Agreed. And if I win,
you and your playmates will leave Cyberspace...
Mayor Wolfman: As your mayor--
let me welcome you to the Great Castleblanca Cook-off!
Representing the CyberSquad, we have the multitalented
cyboid Chef Digit!
And representing, um-- representing himself,
Go get 'em, boss! Yeah!
Our expert judges are
that palate-pleasing Poddle Chef Puck!
Everyone's favorite Frenchie, Chef Foody.
And from happily ever afterville,
food delivery mogul Little Red Riding Hood.
Please, don't call me "little."
You got it, Red.
Remember, if Digit wins, Hacker will stop making Hacker packets
and leave Castleblanca.
If Hacker wins, the CyberSquad agrees to leave Cyberspace
and never return.
Now, that's what I call a major wager.
Your meal will be judged in 3 categories:
how it looks, how healthy it is, and how it tastes.
Chefs, select the ingredients you wish to use.
Choose one, choose all.
The choice is yours.
You have one hour beginning now!
Uh, let's see.
Fruits, dairy, grains, protein, and veggies.
Yep. All the food groups are here.
Inez: Everything we need for a healthy meal, Dige.
Matt: What are you going to make?
I--I don't know. Hey!
Ha! Carry on.
Oh, my. 45 minutes left,
and Digit hasn't even chosen his ingredients.
Dige, what's the problem?
Aw, just remember what Chef Julia taught you--
a good meal is like a see-saw--
I know. I know. I just don't remember
how much of everything we need to be really balanced.
Plus if I lose, I'll never see you guys again.
Aw, you can do it, Dige.
Hey, in the cafeteria at school,
there's this picture on the wall.
It kind of looks like a pie
with all the food groups on it.
Inez: Yeah. I'll Gwiggle it.
That's it! Look.
It shows the 5 food groups
and about how much you need to eat of each.
Inez: This half is divided into two equal sections:
fruits and veggies.
And this half has 3 equal sections.
Jackie: One for grains, one for protein--
oh, and this one's for dairy.
Digit: Got it! I'm cooking now!
Jackie: What are you making, Dige?
My bodacious banana and black bean omelet
with a side of Brussels sprouts.
I know it's a veggie, but do you have to use
Don't you think you ought to start cooking?
You know, in case something goes wrong.
Yeah. There's only 35 minutes left.
Make that 34.
That's about 33 minutes more than I need.
Ha ha ha!
I've got an idea.
A little sabotage to help the boss,
just in case.
Take your time, Dige.
You've still got 12 minutes.
What? What? What?
Someone unplugged me!
Ha ha ha!
Come on, Dige. Time to plate everything.
Chef Hacker, what have you prepared for our judges?
I have for you a tasty marvel I call Spring Rising.
It's my own special recipe.
I have prepared for you
a banana and black bean omelet
with a side of Brussels sprouts.
Mayor Wolfman: First category--whose meal looks the best?
Chef Hacker's meal looks fantastic,
very appealing to the eye,
but Chef Digit's plate--well, it's a mess.
Well, based on looks, if I were bringing
one of these meals to Grandma's house,
Hmm. Zees looks good. Zees does not look good.
It's unanimous. The looks portion of the cook-off
goes to The Hacker!
You may as well declare me the winner now.
Aw, don't worry, Dige. It's not over yet.
Mayor Wolfman: Next up, whose meal is the most healthy?
Chef Digit's meal is killer.
It includes all 5 food groups
and just the right amounts of each.
As for Hacker's meal,
there's only one food group--maybe?
My vote goes to Chef Digit.
Oh! Yeah! Ha ha!
Uh uh uh uh.
I know Grandma would agree
when I say Chef Digit's meal is healthy
and Chef Hacker's, um...
It is clear to me that one meal
is the very most healthy and the very most balanced.
There you have it.
Chef Digit wins the healthy round.
The cook-off is tied tight as a tangled spaghetti.
Do something, you dunce buckets!
May I take your picture, please?
Mayor Wolfman: We come now to the final vote.
Whose meal tastes the best?
The winner of this round
will be the winner of the Castleblanca Cook-off.
Chef Hacker's meal doesn't taste totally bad,
but I'm not really sure what it really is.
Now, Chef Digit's meal, that tastes good.
Mayor Wolfman: Red?
Chef Hacker's food is...
But Chef Digit's food is delicious.
Oui. I agree.
The best-tasting meal was prepared
by Chef Digit!
There you have it, my fellow Castleblancans.
Chef Digit wins the cook-off.
And the CyberSquad is here to stay.
I demand a recount!
Bogie's is officially closed,
and bye-bye, Hacker.
Inez: Grilled Brussels sprouts with cheese and bacon--
ah, so good.
Can I try one?
Digit: Hey. Thought you didn't like Brussels sprouts.
I didn't, but I do now.
Guess I never tried them like you make them, Dige.
Digit: Hee hee. What did I tell you, Jacks?
Healthy and tasty.
That's my motto.
Heh heh heh!