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<Dr. Marbles> MARK YOUR HOME PAGE, MOTHERBOARD

I'VE GOT A LINE ON THE ENCRYPTOR CHIP.

THEN YOU'LL BE ABLE TO ELIMINATE THE VIRUS

HACKER GAVE ME?

<Dr. Marbles> YOU CAN BET YOUR BRATE ON IT, MOTHERBOARD.

OH, OH...BACKSPACE!

WHAT IS IT? WHAT'S WRONG?

<Dr. Marbles> IT'S HACKER!

WHOA! EASY, BOSS! YEOW!

NOT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON DR. MARBLES!

<Dr.arbles> I CAN'T SHAKE HIM, MOTHERBOARD!

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

<Dr. Marbles A SITE-WARP! IT'S MY ONLY CHANCE.

BE CAREFUL!

@

WHOA! YEOW! EASY, BOSS! SLOW DOWN!

HAPPY HOLOGRAM, DR. MARBLES!

<Dr. Marbles> WHAT???

GOOD EEEVENING!

WHAT'S UP, MATT?

HEY, HOW COME YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE YOUR COSTUMES ON YET?

JACKIE'S ON INFORMATION OVERLOAD.

LA YEAR I WROTE DOWN WHICH HOMES GAVE ME WHAT CANDY -

SO THIS YEAR, I CAN GO RIGHT TO THE STREETS

THAT GIVE ME THE MOST CHOCOLATE.

BOY, A REGULAR CHOCOLATE MONSTER.

BUT I'M TOTALLY DISORGANIZED!

EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY!

MOTHERBOARD!

WHAT'S WRONG?

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

ED HELP...GOTO GET TO CASTLEBLANCA!

CASTLE WHAT?

COLLECT YOURSELVES, CYBERMATES, YOU'RE COMING IN!

EXCUSE ME. IS THIS CASTLEBLANCA?

WHO WANTS TO KNOW?!

YEOW!

DID YOU SEE THAT GUY?

REE (ICKETSWITH YOUR NAME ON 'EM

FOR TONIGHT'S HARVEST MOON BALL. THAT'S BALL -

AS IN FUN, FUN, FUN! YOU WANNA GO?

UH, WELL, STOP LOOKIN',RE LOOKINYOU'RE HERE!BLANCA]

LAST CHA WANT THESE TICKETS OR NOT?

NOT!

AH, YOU'LL BE SORRY!

THIS IS EITHER THE WORLD'S LARGEST COSTUME PARTY

OR WE'RE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE!

SOMEHOW I DON'T THINK WE'RE GONNA GET ANY CANDY

IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD!

OVER HERE!

MOTHER B!

HACKER IS HERE... HE HAS DR. MAáBLES!

WHERE?

IN CASTLE.

HE'S IN THE CASTLE...

YOU MUST FIND HIM BY MIDNIGHT.

MAKE SURE IT'S BY THE LIGHT OF THE FULL MOON.

BUT WHERE IS HE, MOTHERBOARD? WHICH CAST?

CASTLE ...HE'S IN THE CASTLE...

kie>BUT THERE'S SO MANY OF THEM!

WHERE DO WE GO FIRST?

BADA BING - BADA BOOM!

DIGIT!

<Jack-o-Lantern> IT'S ONE O'CLOCK!

ELEVEN HOURSEFORE THE MIDNIGHT OF THE FULL MOON!

DIDGE! YOU ALRIGHT?

I HATE WHEN THIS HAPPENS!

GUYS, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME!

MOTHERBOARD SAID WE HAVE TO FIND HACKER'S CASTLE

BEFORE MIDNIGHT OF THE FULL MOON! AND THAT'S TONIGHT!

JAX, YOU SAW HOW MANY CASTLES ARE OUT THERE.

WE CAN'T CHECK EVERY ONE - IT'LL TAKE FOREVER!

SO HOW'RE WE GOING TO FIND HACKER?

WE NEED INFORMATION ON WHERE HIS CASTLE IS.

SOMEBODY WHO LIVES HERE MUST HAVE SEEN HIM.

MEAN, TALL GUY WITH A CAPE. HOW COULD YOU MISS HIM?

DIDGE IS RIGHT - YOU COULDN'T! HOW 'BOUT A SURVEY!?

WE'LL ASK PEOPLE IN TOWN IF THEY'VE SEEN HIM AND WHERE.

GREAT IDEA! WE'LL DESCRIBE HACKER TO AS MANY PEOPLE

AS WE CAN - AND KEEP TRACK OF THEIR ANSWERS.

A SURVEY,

UH...IT COULD WORK.

BUT WE'LL NEED SOME WAY TO RECORD OUR RESULTS.

GET YOUR CASTLEBLANCA MAPS,

PINS, T-SHIRTS, SWEATER-VESTS AND TABLECLOTHS!

GET 'EM HE AND GET 'EM NOW!

EXCUSE ME. HI (NERVOUS CHU) CAWE HAVE A COUPLE OF MAPS?

THANK YOU.

LET'S SPLIT UP SO WE CAN ASK MORE PEOPLE.

YIKES!!!

SOMETIMES, THE DEPTH OF MY EVIL GENIUS...

...ASTOUNDS EVEN ME! AND...

...WITH THE AMAZING GIGABYTE AT MY SIDE, I'LL BE UNSTOPPABLE!

CYBERSPACE WILL BE MIIIIINE!

<Dr. Marbles> MESSAGE ERROR! MESSAGE ERROR!

SILENCE! COME MIDNIGHT, YOU'LL THINK QUITE DIFFERENTLY!

WHEN I TRANSFER YOUR BRAINPOWER

DIRECTLY INTO GIGABYTE'S CIRCUITRY,

IT WILL ONLY BE A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL

I DESTROY MOTHERBOARD ONCE AND FOR ALL!

<Dr. Marbles> NO MATTER HOW YOU DOWNGRADE ME, HACKER,

YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT MOTHERBOARD!

HA!

SCREWDRIVER!

THAT, YOU SENSELESS CIRCUIT BREAKERS!

SCREWDRIVER! RIGHT, BOSS, SCREWDRIVER!

AAHHH!

SORRY TO INTERRUPT... BUT HAVE YOU, UH,

SEEN A TALL CREEPY GUY IN A CAPE?

CREEPY?!

UM, OKAY, FORGET CREEPY. JUST TALL WITH A CAPE?

THERE!

EXCUSE ME, SIR. HAVE YOU SEEN A LARGE KINA UGLY PERSON

WITH A PURPLE CLOAK ANYWHERE AROUND HERE?

LARGE? UGLY? PURPLE CLOAK?

HMMMMM, YEAH ...OOH OOH. BAD!

SAW 'IM TWO NIGHTS AGO... RIGHT...HERE!

YOIKES!

THANK YOU.

BOY, THIS PLACE IS WEIRD.

HERE'S OUT RESULTS.

NOW LET'S GET ORGANIZED!

OKAY. OUT OF THE 52 CREATURES WE ASKED...

...27 SAID THEY SAW SOMEONE WHO FIT HACKER'S DESCRIPTION.

AND 25 DIDN'T.

BUT OUT OF THOSE WHO SAID THEY SAW HIM

WERE REALLY CONFUSED ABOUT WHERE THEY SAW HIM.

AND DON'T FORGET THAT GUY WITH THE THORNS ON HIS NOSE.

I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT HE SAID.

OKAY, LOOK. I THINK WE'VE GOT ENOUGH ANSWERS

SO THAT EVEN IF THERE ARE SOME MISTAKES

WE SHOULD STILL FIND OUT WHAT WE NEED TO KNOW.

LET'S CHECK THE MAPS.

WOW! LOOKS LIKE THOSE WHO SAW HACKER - SAW HIM ALL OVER

THE PLACE.

LOOK CLOSER AT THE DATA. MAYBE THERE'S A PATTERN!

YEAH, LOOK!

THERE'S A CLUSTER OF SIGHTINGS RIGHT HERE...

WITHIN A BLOCK OR TWO OF SLIME STREET AND OOZE AVENUE!

AND THERE'S A BUNCH IN THE SAME PLACE ON THIS MAP!

SLIME AND OOZE!

TWO MAPS, SAME CLUSTER, SAME LOCATION. GOTTA BE HACKER.

LET'S GO!

HURRY! THE FULL MOON'S RISING!

DUCK!

SINCE WHEN IS HACKER INTO BATS?

IT'S OPEN!

I'LL WAIT HERE.

HELLO?

LOOK!

A TALL MAN IN A CAPE!

AH HA! HACKER!

GOOD EEEVENING.

WELCOME TO MY CASTLE.

THAT'S NOT HACKER - IT'S DRACULA!

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR DINNER.

RUN FOR IT!

HA HA HA HA HA!

<Jack-o-Lantern> EIGHT O'CLOCK! MIDNIGHT IN JUST FOUR MORE HOURS!

HIGHER...HIGHER!

CAREFUL! MY SECOND MIRROR MUST BE SET PRECISELY

AT THE RIGHT ANGLE TO REFLECT ALL THE POWER

OF THE MOON'S RAYS!

PULL!

I'M PULLING!

<Dr. Marbles> AS USUAL, YOUR PLAN WILL NEVER WORK!

AU CONTRAIRE, AT MIDNIGHT, WHEN THE FULL MOON IS OVERHEAD,

GIGABYTE WILL BE BORN!

AND IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,

YOU'RE IN NO POSITION TO TELL ME IF MY PLAN WILL WORK

OR NOT WORK! (CHUCKLE)

SMASH!

I'LL JUST PRETEND I DIDN'T HEAR THAT.

SORRY, BOSS.

YEAH, SORRY.

WE'LL FIX IT.

YEAH, DON'T WORRY - WE'LL FIX IT.

BOSS?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

SO HOW COME OUR SURVEY FOUND DRACULA INSTEAD OF HACKER?

GOT ME.

I'M STUMPED.

MAYBE WE GOT LOUSY INFORMATION! OOPS!

SORRY.

AH, THERE YOU ARE!

THAT'S IT! OH, EARTH-LIES!

NOT NOW, DIDGE.

WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT WENT WRONG WITH OUR SURVEY.

LOOK OVER THERE!

HEY! THOSE TWO SORT OF LOOK LIKE HOW WE DESCRIBED HACKER!

MEAN AND TALL WITH A CAPE.

I UH...I THINK I SAID CLOAK INSTEAD OF CAPE.

AND I KNOW I SAID UGLY INSTEAD OF MEAN.

BUT C'MON, HACKER IS UGLY!

WELL, YOU WEREN'T THE ONLY ONE, DIDGE.

I DID SAY LARGE ONCE OR TWICE INSTEAD OF TALL.

I KNOW I SAID CREEPY ONCE. BUT I TOOK IT BACK.

THAT'S OUR PROBLEM!

BECAUSE WE ASKED DIFFERENT QUESTIONS -

WE FOUND DIFFERENT PEOPLE.

AND WE FOUND DRACULA BECAUSE HE LOOKED THE MOST

LIKE ALL THE THINGS WE SAID.

WE NEED TO BE MORE SPECIFIC!

WE NEED TO DESCRIBE HACKER IN MORE DETAIL

AND ASK EXACTLY THE SAME QUESTIONS!

YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO DO OUR SURVEY ALL OVER AGAIN?

IF WE EXPECT TO FIND HACKER, WE DO.

LOOK, HIS SKIN IS GREEN, RIGHT?

AND HE'S GOT A BIG, POINTY CHIN.

BINGO! WE ASK WHO'S SEEN A TALL GUY WITH A CAPE - GREEN SKIN -

AND A POINTY CHIN. THAT OUGHTA NARROW IT DOWN.

LET'S DO IT!

ONLY ONE PROBLEM.

HOW ARE WE GOING TO FIND EVERYONE AT NIGHT?

TICKETS! GET YOUR HARVEST MOON BALL TICKETS.

EVERYONE IN CASTLEBLANCA'S GONNA BE HERE!

THAT'S IT! WE CAN COLLECT OUR DATA RIGHT HERE!

YOU HEARD WHAT HE SAID -

EVERYONE'S GOING TO BE AT THE BALL.

HEY, MISTER! HOW ABOUT SOME TICKETS?

FRANK, HAVE YOU SEEN A TALL GREEN MAN

WITH A CAPE AND A POINTY CHIN ANYWHERE AROUND TOWN?

WHERE?

@

THANKS.

A TALL GREEN MAN WITH A CAPE AND A POINTY CHIN?

HUH, NEVER SAW HIM.

WELL, I DID!

NO, YOU DIDN'T!

DID TOO!

NO, YOU DIDN'T!

WHERE DID YOU SEE HIM?

ON THE CORNER OF GRIZZLY AND MURKY!

WHEN WERE WE EVER AT GRIZZLY AND MURKY?

YESTERDAY!

WHERE WAS I?

UH, THANKS GUYS.

HAVE YOU SEEN A TALL GREEN MAN WITH A CAPE AND A POINTY CHIN?

WHERE DID YOU SEE HIM?

THANKS.

HAVE YOU SEEN A TALL, GREEN MAN WITH A CAPE AND A POINTY CHIN?

OUR SIGHTINGS ARE ALL OVER THE MAP!

OUR'S TOO!

AND NO CLUSTERS!

BUT WE ASKED THE SAME QUESTION THIS TIME. WHAT'S UP?

MAYBE HACKER'S NOT EVEN HERE.

TIME OUT! WE CAN COMPARE THE DATA

AND MAYBE THEN WE'LL GET A BETTER IDEA

OF WHERE HACKER WAS SITED. IT'S ALL THE SAME KIND OF DATA.

MAYBE THEN WE'LL GET A BETTER IDEA

OF WHERE EVERYBODY SAW HACKER.

WHAT HAVE WE GOT?

LOOK AT ALL THESE SIGHTINGS BUNCHED TOGETHER.

5 OF THEM - RIGHT HERE!

BUT THAT LOOKS LIKE A SWAMP OR SOMETHING!

WE'RE LOOKING FOR A CASTLE, REMEMBER?

MAYBE WE JUST THOUGHT WE WERE LOOKING FOR A CASTLE.

WE GOTTA GO WITH THE INFORMATION THAT'S HERE.

OKAY! LET'S GO FOR IT.

IT'S THE GRIM WREAKER!

I'M GONNA TAKE A CLOSER LOOK.

YOU WERE RIGHT, JACKIE.

THE ANSWER TO OUR QUESTION WAS HIDDEN INSIDE THE DATA.

THE CLUSTER OF DATA NAILED HIM. LET'S GO!

YOU SURE THIS ONE'LL WORK, BUZZ?

DON'T WORRY, WE'LL BE READY FOR YOU BY MIDNIGHT. (EVIL CHUCKLE)

I THINK BUZZ AND DELETE ARE HEADING INSIDE HACKER'S CASTLE.

COME ON! MAYBE WE CAN SNEAK INSIDE BEHIND THEM.

LET'S FOLLOW THEM!

PULL! PULL!

PULL!

PERFECT! THE BOSS'LL BE SO HAPPY.

<Dr. Marbles> YOU DON'T TRULY BELIEVE THIS RIDICULOUS SCHEME

IS GOING TO WORK, DO YOU?

YOU MEAN, DO I BELIEVE THE HACKER CAN ACTUALLY TRANSFER

YOUR BRAINPOWER INTO GIGABYTE'S CIRCUITRY? I DON'T KNOW.

OH NO! I GOTTA TELL THE OTHERS!

YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT!

THEY'VE GOT THE DOC HOOKED TO THIS GIANT MONSTER GIGABYTE

AND THE HACKER'S GONNA USE THE MOON'S POWER TRANSFER

THE DOC'S BRAIN INTO THE MONSTER!

HACKER'S GOING TO WHAT???

USE MARBLES' BRAINS TO MAKE A MONSTER!

NO!

IT'S TRUE!

QUICK, BEFORE HACKER GETS BACK, LET'S STORM THE CASTLE!

HALT!

WHO SAID THAT?

I DID!

YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!

(Clock Chimes)

WHO ARE YOU?

I'M IN CHARGE OF THE CASTLE GROUNDS!

NOBODY PASSES WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!

LISTEN, YOU HAVE TO LET US BY!

WE HAVE TO STOP A POWER-HUNGRY REJECT WHO'S BEEN WRECKING

CYBERSITES EVERYWHERE!

AND WHO MIGHT THAT BE...?

HIS NAME'S HACKER.

AND HE'S ABOUT TO CREATE GIGABYTE INSIDE YOUR CASTLE,

A MONSTER HE'LL USE TO HELP TAKE OVER ALL OF CYBERSPACE!

AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS HACKER IS IN MY CASTLE?

IT'S A LONG STORY.

MAKE IT SHORT. I LIKE SHORT!

ALL WE KNEW WAS THAT HACKER WAS IN A CASTLE IN CASTLEBLANCA -

BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW WHICH ONE.

SO WE ASKED IF ANYONE HAD SEEN A TALL GREEN MAN

WITH A CAPE AND A POINTY CHIN.

WE MARKED THE RESULTS OF OUR SURVEY ON THIS MAP.

AND IT SHOWED THAT MOST OF THE ONES WE ASKED SAW HACKER

RIGHT HERE!

WHAT ABOUT ALL THESE OTHER PLACES?

HOW DID YOU KNOW HE WASN'T HERE... HERE...OR HERE?

WELL, WE DIDN'T.

HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN BUT SINCE MOST PEOPLE SAW HIM HERE,

IT SEEMED LIKE THE BEST PLAN WAS TO LOOK HERE FIRST.

AND IT WAS! WE FOUND HACKER'S CYBERCRAFT -

AND TRAILED ONE OF HIS STOOGES RIGHT HERE TO YOUR CASTLE!

ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, IT SOUNDS LOGICAL.

BUT I WASN'T BORN YESTERDAY, YOU KNOW.

(Something Smashes)

WHAT WAS THAT??!

MAYBE NOW YOU'LL BELIEVE US! LET'S GO!

WAIT FOR ME!

SO MUCH FOR THE SECOND MIRROR!

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW, BUZZY?

IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!

MAYBE THE BOSS WON'T NOTICE.

LET'S GET THIS STUFF OUT OF HERE!

<Dr. Marbles> YOU TWO ARE PATHETIC!

IF HACKER IS SUCCESSFUL IN BRINGING GIGABYTE TO LIFE -

HE'LL DUMP YOU BOTH IN THE RECYCLE BIN!

IS THAT TRUE, BUZZ? WOULD THE BOSS DO THAT? WOULD HE?

WELL, YOU KNOW, THE HACKER DOES HAVE A MEAN STREAK.

YOU'RE RIGHT. HOW MANY TIMES HAS HE SAID TO ME:

"YOU NICKLE-PLATED TWIT! YOU DISTASTEFUL DUNCEBUCKET!"

WHOA! LET'S GET OUTTA HERE! AAAH!

WHOA! THIS GUY IS AWESOME!

<Jackie> HURRY! IT'S MIDNIGHT!

<Hacker> YOU DARE TO IMPEDE GREATNESS?!

OUT OF MY WAY, CHILDREN!

<Jack-o-Lantern> IT'S MIDNIGHT! THE FULL MOON IS OVERHEAD!

<Hacker> LET THERE BE LIFE!

<Hacker> MY MIRROR! WHERE'S MY OTHER MIRROR?!

<Delete> UH-OH.

OOF.

<Hacker> GIVE MY CREATION LIFE!

<Delete> I'LL GET IT, BOSS!

<Delete> AH HA HA HA HA...

<Hacker> YES!

<Matt> NO!

<Hacker> YES!!!

<Hacker> SPEAK TO ME GIGABYTE! SPEAK!

YOU NICKLE-PLATED TWIT!

<Hacker> WHAT WAS THAT...?

<Gigabyte> YOU DISTASTEFUL DUNCEBUCKET!

<Hacker> IT CAN'T BE! IT CAN'T BE!

<Inez> GIGABYTE GOT DELETE'S BRAIN INSTEAD OF DR. MARBLES!

<Digit> GRAB THE DOC!

<Hacker> STOP!!!

<Matt> THIS WAY!

<Hacker> AFTER THEM! WE NEED MARBLES TO REPEAT THE EXPERIMENT

WHILE THE MOON IS STILL FULL!

COME, GIGABYTE!

WE'RE TRAPPED!

YOU'VE BEEN A WRINKLE IN MY CAPE LONG ENOUGH!

HALT!

YOU'RE TRESPASSING!

AND YOU'RE A REPULSIVE LITTLE RUNT! OUT OF MY WAY!

WHOAAAAAA!!!

OH NO!!!

AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

MAN!

ONCE AGAIN, YOU'VE PRESERVED THE SAFETY OF CYBERSPACE.

MOTHERBOARD IS GRATEFUL.

INDEED I AM. MANY ROADS LEAD TO CASTLEBLANCA -

BUT ONLY ONE LEADS TO HACKER'S CASTLE. AND YOU FOUND IT.

THANKS, MOTHER B!

HERE'S LOOKIN' AT YOU, KIDS!

PRETTY AMAZING WHAT CAN HAPPEN WHEN YOU ORGANIZE YOUR DATA

THE RIGHT WAY, HUH?

THE BROWN SPOTS MARK THE HOUSES THAT GAVE OUT CHOCOLATE.

AND IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE THERE'S TWICE AS MANY RIGHT...HERE!

SO WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

LET'S PUT ON SOME COSTUMES AND T.O.T.

T.O.T.?

AW, THAT'S AN EASY ONE! TRICK OR TREAT!

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