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WAAAAOOOOOO...

Buzz: I THINK THE MUMMY FINALLY NODDED OFF!

Delete: LET'S GET THAT EYE THINGIE!

Hacker: SILENCE!

GOT IT!

THE EYE OF ROM IS MINE!

RUN FOR IT, BOSS!

Hacker: AH! OOOOOOH! AH!

Binky: WHAT? WHAT! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TAKING A CAT NAP! OK, OK. BUT THIS BETTER BE GOOD. CATNIP! HACKER HAS THE EYE OF ROM! CUE THE BOULDER!

All: AHHHHHHH!

WHOOOAAAA!

WHOOOAAAA!

Binky: NO! THEY'VE ESCAPED! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS? EVERY AFTERNOON AT FIVE, THE SHADOW OF THE PYRAMID LINES UP WITH THE MOUTH OF THE NILE! AND IF THE EYE OF ROM ISN'T BACK IN ITS SHRINE BY THEN... DON'T ASK! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!

Digit: IF ONLY WE HAD THAT ENCRYPTOR CHIP BACK,

MOTHERBOARD WOULD BE HER OLD SELF AGAIN!

WHOA!

HELLO?

BINKY HERE, WITH AN INTER CYBERSITE CALL FOR HELP.

YEAH, WELL, DIGIT HERE.

MOTHERBOARD'S HAVING A CHECK-UP.

SHE CAN'T HELP ANYBODY RIGHT NOW.

WELL, HACKER RIPPED OFF THE EYE OF ROM

AND I NEED IT BACK, PRESTO!

DEAL WITH IT, BINKY. I'VE GOT MY OWN TROUBLES.

NOW YOU LISTEN HERE,

IF I DON'T GET THE EYE OF ROM

BACK IN PLACE BY FIVE THIS AFTERNOON,

MY PYRAMID WILL COLLAPSE INTO A PILE OF DESERT SAND!

I NEED SOME HELP AND I NEED IT NOW!

ABOUT THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD MAKE ME JUMP,

IS IF YOU TOLD ME YOU HAD THE ENCRYPTOR CHIP!

WHAT IF I SAID I KNEW WHERE IT WAS?

YOU'RE PULLIN' MY WINGS!

DIGIT... FRIEND.

TELL YOU WHAT, YOU HELP ME GET WHAT I WANT,

I'LL HELP YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, PAL?

HMMM, BINKY'S AS SLIPPERY AS A CASE OF HACKER WIG GEL!

BUT IF IT MEANS MAKING MOTHERBOARD BETTER,

MAYBE IT'S WORTH A SHOT! YOU'VE GOT A DEAL!

WHERE ARE THOSE GUYS?

Kids: AHHH!

Inez: HI, DIDGE!

Digit: LET'S MOVE IT, EARTHLIES.

IF WE CAN GET THE EYE OF ROM BACK FROM HACKER,

BINKY SAYS SHE'LL LEAD US TO THE ENCRYPTOR CHIP!

MAYBE THIS TIME WE'LL REALLY GET IT!

LOOKS LIKE BINKY BEEFED UP THE SECURITY-

SINCE WE WERE HERE LAST.

Digit: IT WON'T BUDGE!

Binky: LISTEN UP, OUT THERE!

TO UNLOCK THE DOOR,

TURN THE HEADS ON EITHER SIDE UPSIDE DOWN

AND THE MIDDLE ONE SIDEWAYS.

Matt: CHECK.

SHE SAID TURN THE HEADS ON EITHER SIDE UPSIDE DOWN.

THEN THE MIDDLE HEAD SIDEWAYS.

Inez: SMOOTH. MANAGEABLE.

AND EFFICIENT. LET'S GO!

Jackie: I REMEMBER THE WAY FROM LAST TIME!

BINKY'S CHAMBER IS DOWN THAT HALL!

Binky: NOT SO FAST, TOMB RAIDERS!

WE JUST HAD A ROBBERY HERE!

SHUT THE DOOR AND LOCK IT BACK UP!

Matt: LOCK IT UP

Binky: JUST PUT IT BACK THE WAY YOU FOUND IT,

WHATEVER YOU DID, JUST UNDO IT!

UNDO WHAT WE DID?

Binky: EXACTLY!

DO AN INVERSE OPERATION.

I GOTTA RUN, MUMSIE'S MAKING LIKE HE'S WAKING UP.

Digit: WHAT'S A REVERSE OPERATION?

Inez: INVERSE, DIDGE. IT'S LIKE THE OPPOSITE.

IF I STEP FORWARD... TO DO THE INVERSE, I STEP BACK.

Digit: I STILL DON'T GET IT.

Matt: I THINK I DO. LOOK.

HERE'S MY BACKPACK. THE TOP FLAP IS LOOSE, RIGHT?

SO NOW I FASTEN IT.

THEN TO PUT IT BACK THE WAY IT WAS, I UNDO WHAT I JUST DID.

LIKE THIS!

THAT'S BEAUTIFUL!

I'VE BEEN INVERSING MY ENTIRE LIFE AND NEVER EVEN KNEW IT!

Matt: OKAY!

WE TURNED THE MIDDLE HEAD SIDEWAYS TO OPEN THE DOOR.

SO TO DO THE INVERSE,

WE JUST TURN IT RIGHT SIDE UP TO CLOSE IT!

Jackie: LET'S TRY.

Inez: AND SINCE WE TURNED THESE GUYS UPSIDE DOWN,

WE JUST TURN THEM BACK THE WAY THEY WERE!

Matt: INVERSE OPERATION COMPLETE! LET'S FIND BINKY!

I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN THAT I GIVE NEW MEANING TO THE TERM,

CHISELED CHUNK OF CHICKANERY.

BUT NOW, WITH THIS BEAUTATIOUS BAUBLE,

I'LL BE UNSTOPPABLE!

THAT'S GREAT, BOSS.

BUT WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT AN EYE OF TOM?

IT'S ROM, YOU DUNCEBUCKET - NOT TOM!

THIS ARTIFACT WILL GIVE ME THE POWER

TO WREAK HAVOC UPON THIS SITE

AND GET RID OF THAT AGGRAVATING KITTY CAT IN ONE FELL SWOOP!

BETTER YET, A DEMONSTRATION! HA HA.

OH, MIGHTY EYE OF ROM!

CONJURE ME A MONSTER OF MONUMENTAL MAGNITUDE!

RIBIT.

WHAT

I DON'T WANT A FROG!

OH, MIGHTY EYE OF ROM...

BY THE POWER OF THE ANCIENT SCRIBES, REACH INTO...

YAAAA! OOF.

THAT'S IT!

JUST GET RID OF THE STUPID FROG, OKAY?

Digit: HEY, BINKS!

Binky: SHHHH! IF HE FINDS OUT HACKER NABBED THE EYE OF ROM

HE'LL TURN ME INTO A WALKING FUR BALL!

All: WHOA!

Jackie: WHAT'S GOING ON?!

Binky: TROUBLE, THAT'S WHAT! MEOW!

HACKER'S FIGURED OUT HOW TO USE THE MAGIC!

All: WHOA!

HIGHER! HIGHER!

WAIT A SECOND!

THIS MAY SOUND WEIRD, BUT EGYPTIAN WORMS ARE TICKLISH!

GOT IT.

FOR MOTHERBOARD!

Buzz: I DON'T BELIEVE IT, DEEDEE! THE WORM'S CRACKIN' UP.

YEAH, HE'S CUTE, HUH?

SOMETHIN' TELLS ME

THE BOSS AIN'T GONNA BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS.

Hacker: DON'T JUST STAND THERE - DO SOMETHING!

WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO DO THINGS MYSELF?!

OH! MIGHTY EYE OF ROM, SEND ME ANOTHER WORM,

PREFERABLY, ONE THAT'S NOT TICKLISH!

NOOOOO!

ONE EYE OF ROM, COMING UP!

YOIKES!

Hacker: WHAT?

Digit: YOU LOSE, HACKER!

THIS IS JUST NOT MY DAY!

Binky: OLD MUMSIE WILL NEVER KNOW IT WAS GONE.

Jackie: GLAD WE COULD HELP, BINKY.

NOW IT'S TIME TO TURN OVER THE ENCRYPTOR CHIP.

THE CHIP? OH, RIGHT, THE CHIP.

Digit: HM! LISTEN HERE, YOU FIBBING FELINE - WE MADE A DEAL,

THE EYE FOR THE CHIP! WHERE IS IT?

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, CHOO!

DON'T GET YOUR FEATHERS IN AN UPROAR.

I OVERHEARD SOMEONE AT CAMELS'R'US

MENTION THAT THE CHIP WAS INSIDE HERE.

Matt: A SPHINX!

Inez: COOL! HOW DO WE GET THERE?

Binky: THE CATMOBILE! I MODELED IT AFTER MYSELF.

Matt: WHOA! TOTALLY AWESOME!

Binky: IT'S EVEN GOT A GLOBAL POSITIONING SYSTEM.

A GLOBAL... WHAT?

Binky: THIS LITTLE GEM RIGHT HERE.

NO NEED FOR DIRECTIONS--

IT'LL GUIDE YOU RIGHT TO THE SPHINX.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS STEER!

Jackie: BUT HOW DO WE FIND OUR WAY BACK?

Binky: EASY! JUST PUSH THIS BUTTON... AND THE GPS WILL UNDO THE TRIP.

Matt: SOUNDS GREAT, BINKY. BUT WHEN WE GET TO THE SPHINX,

HOW DO WE FIND THE CHIP?

Binky: THE INSTRUCTIONS ARE RIGHT HERE. ANY QUESTIONS?

Digit: NOPE! BUT WE'LL JUST HANG ONTO THIS TILL WE GET BACK!

Binky: WHAT

ALL RIGHT! ENCRYPTOR CHIP - HERE WE COME!

Buzz: HEY, WHERE ARE THEY GOIN', BOSS?

Delete: YEAH, WHAT ARE THEY DOIN'?

WE'LL KNOW SOON ENOUGH!

GPS: SANDMAZE AHEAD. GO GREEN!

Digit: WHO SAID THAT?

IT'S THE GPS TELLING YOU WHERE TO GO.

GPS: GO YELLOW!

Matt: THE YELLOW CORRIDOR! STEP ON IT, DIDGE!

GPS: RED.

HA! GOT IT!

GPS: GREEN. RED. GREEN.

ACCORDING TO THIS,

WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE SUN SIGN FIRST--

ONLY HOW DO WE GET UP THERE?

GOT ME. WHOA!

WAY TO GO, DIDGE!

CROWN, SUN. THIS WAY.

SO FAR, SO GOOD.

ACCORDING TO THE INSTRUCTIONS, WE STAY ON THE SUN PATH.

C'MON!

Inez: WHOA! CHECK OUT THE HIEROGLYPHICS!

Jackie: SORRY INEZ, NO TIME TO READ THEM.

THE TABLET SAYS GO WITH THE CROWN NEXT!

Matt: WE CAN'T GO ANY FURTHER.

THE CHIP'S GOTTA BE IN HERE!

Inez: THERE IT IS!

THE ENCRYPTOR CHIP!

Matt: WE FINALLY FOUND IT!

MOTHER B, YOU'RE AS GOOD AS CURED!

Matt: OK, WE CAME IN SUN, SUN, CROWN.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE THE SAME WAY!

UH, DON'T WE HAVE TO UNDO WHAT WE JUST DID?

Inez: YOU'RE RIGHT, DIDGE. WE'VE GOT TO DO AN INVERSE.

DO WHAT WE DID LAST, FIRST.

Jackie: SO NOW WE GO - CROWN, SUN, SUN.

All: LET'S GO!

Jackie: LOOK OUT! BAD GUY COMING!

Matt: HEY!

Delete: HAHAHAHA!

UH-UH-YEOWWW!

Inez: HACKER HAS THE ENCRYPTOR CHIP!

OH, MAN... WE HAD IT! WE COULD'VE CURED MOTHERBOAD!

AND LOOK WHAT THAT CLOWN DID TO THE GPS!

GPS: GO RIGHT-RIGHT-SIDEWAYS--

LEFT OVER THE-CORNER-WATCH STOP SIGN...

Jackie: IT'S BUSTED, ALL RIGHT.

AND NO GPS MEANS NO AUTOMATIC INVERSE!

HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET THROUGH THAT MAZE?

WE'RE SUNK!

Inez: MAYBE NOT.

WE GOT OUT OF THE SPHINX BY UNDOING HOW WE GOT IN, RIGHT?

BUT WE HAD A MAP.

Inez: LOOK. IF WE CAN JUST REMEMER

THE ORDER OF THE TURNS WE MADE...

THEN WE CAN INVERSE THE ORDER,

TO TAKE US BACK TO WHERE WE STARTED!

LET'S MAKE A LIST.

GREEN WAS THE FIRST AND THE LAST CHOICE WE MADE.

BUT WHAT CAME IN BETWEEN?

WELL, I REMEMBER THAT THE SECOND PATH WE TOOK WAS YELLOW.

THEN THE GPS SAID, 'TURN ONTO RED.'

Matt: AND THEN IT SAID 'GO GREEN.'

NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE.

BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THERE WAS ONE MORE TURN

BEFORE THE FINAL GREEN PATH. HMM, BUT WHAT?

All: RED!

OKAY! THIS IS HOW WE GOT HERE.

GREEN, YELLOW, RED, GREEN, RED, GREEN!

NOW, TO GO BACK THROUGH THE MAZE,

WE JUST REVERSE THE ORDER.

WE START WITH WHAT WE DID LAST.

WE GO GREEN, RED, GREEN, RED, YELLOW, AND GREEN!

HOP IN, EARTHLINGS... WE'VE GOT SOME UNDOING TO DO!

Jackie: OPERATION INVERSE WORKS AGAIN!

Binky: LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. YOU GOT THE ENCRYPTOR CHIP, THEN HACKER STOLE IT, THEN DELETE WRECKED THE GPS? HOW VERY AMUSING. I'LL TAKE MY EYE BACK NOW, THANK YOU.

Digit: HEY!

Matt: NOT SO FAST, BINKY!

I NEED TO PUT IT BACK

BEFORE THE PYRAMID'S SHADOW HITS THE NILE!

Digit: NO SWEAT, BINKS. YOU'VE STILL GOT AN HOUR.

AND WHAT IF MUMSIE WAKES UP?

HE'LL SEE THAT THE EYE IS MISSING AND THEN--

DON'T WORRY, WE'LL GIVE IT BACK IN PLENTY OF TIME.

BUT WE HAVE SOMETHING OF OUR OWN, TO GET BACK FIRST.

Jackie: ARE YOU THINKING WHAT WE'RE THINKING?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS...

IT'S TIME TO CONJURE ANOTHER MONSTER!

Hacker: AH, YES. NOW THAT THE ENCRYPTOR CHIP IS MINE,

THAT CLANKING COLLECTION OF CIRCUITRY CALLED MOTHERBOARD

WILL NEVER GET BETTER! NEVER!

Delete: UH

BOSS!

Hacker: YOU DARE TO PRESUME THAT THE MIGHTY HACKER

WOULD BE INTIMIDATED BY THE LIKES OF YOU!

PUT ME DOWN!

DOWN, I SAY!

WATCH THE CHIN! WATCH THE CHINNN!

Jackie: HERE'S THE PLAN, HACKER.

WE'LL GIVE YOU BACK TO BUZZ AND DELETE -

IN EXCHANGE FOR THE ENCRYPTOR CHIP.

WHAT?

A GENIUS FOR A MERE PIECE OF ELECTRONICS?

BUZZ AND DELETE ARE GETTING THE BEST OF THAT BARGAIN!

WE'LL SEE IF THEY AGREE WITH YOU.

Buzz: HELLO?

BINKY HERE.

WE'VE GOT YOUR BOSS -

BUT YOU CAN HAVE HIM BACK IF YOU GIVE US THE ENCRYPTOR CHIP.

HACKER FOR THE ENCRYPTOR CHIP? HEY, WHADDYA THINK, DEEDEE?

Delete: I DON'T KNOW.

MAKE THE DEAL, NOW!

WHOOOOA!

Inez: OKAY, SO WE'RE AGREED.

ON THE COUNT OF THREE WE'LL RELEASE HACKER.

AND WE'LL HAND OVER THE CHIP.

Digit: EVERYBODY READY? OK! ONE--

Hacker: NOOO!

WHY, THANK YOU, DELETE!

WOO HOO!

WE'VE GOT THE EYE OF ROM, THE CHIP AND HACKER!

DOES THIS MEAN I GET TO TORMENT HIM A WHILE LONGER?

Matt: SORRY BINKY, A DEAL'S A DEAL.

FINE.

Hacker: THANK YOU, BINKY. AND SO I TAKE MY LEAVE.

BUT FIRST, A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR MY TRAVELS!

OH, MY!

DID I BREAK YOUR SENTIMENTAL TRINKET?

SO SORRY!

Delete: WE'RE REALLY SORRY!

Binky: OH, NO! MUMSIE IS WAKING!

Matt: AND THE SHADOW IS ALMOST IN LINE WITH THE NILE!

Jackie: THE PYRAMID'S GOING TO GO!

All: WHOA!

Binky: AH, NO! WRONG!

WRONG AGAIN! MEOW!

Matt: I THINK WE CAN HELP YOU GET THE EYE OF ROM BACK IN ORDER.

REALLY WOULD YOU?

Inez: SURE! WE JUST TAKE ALL THE PIECES THAT CAME APART

AND PUT THEM BACK TOGETHER, LAST TO FIRST.

BUT WE NEED TO KNOW THE ORDER THE PIECES BROKE OFF IN,

SO WE CAN REVERSE IT!

Binky: THAT'S EASY! I VIDEO MY ROOM AT ALL TIMES

FOR SECURITY, OF COURSE!

Matt: GREAT! BUT SHOW IT IN SLOW-MO SO WE CAN TRACK THE ORDER.

Jackie: THE FIRST PIECE TO BREAK OFF IS GREEN!

Matt: THEN RED!

Inez: THEN YELLOW!

WHICH LEAVES BLUE. YOIKES! WHOA!

Binky: HURRY IT UP!

I'VE ONLY GOT NINE LIVES, YOU KNOW!

Matt: WE START WITH THE BLUE PIECE BECAUSE IT FELL OFF LAST.

Jackie: THEN WE REATTACH THE YELLOW.

THE NEXT TO LAST PIECE TO BREAK WAS THE RED

SO THAT COMES NEXT.

Digit: AND LAST THE GREEN BECAUSE IT WAS THE FIRST TO GO.

AND VOILA!

ONE EYE OF ROM!

Binky: MEOW! DRAT! I FORGOT ABOUT THE NEW THREE STEP LOCK.

HMM...

Digit: LET'S GO, BINKY, LET'S GO! AAH!

Matt: HURRY, BINKY!

Binky: WELL, TO UNLOCK THE GLASS, YOU PULL THIS LEVER,

THEN UNTIE THE KNOT, THEN PUSH THE OTHER LEVER...

SO TO LOCK IT UP - DO THE INVERSE!

Binky: OKAY, OKAY.

PULL THE LAST LEVER... THEN TIE THE KNOT...

THEN PUSH THE FIRST LEVER!

Inez: IT WORKED!

Jackie: ALL RIGHT! GOOD JOB, GUYS!

Mumsie: BINKY

I HAD THE MOST AWFUL DREAM... AND IT SEEMED SO REAL.

Jackie: PHEW! MAN, THAT WAS CLOSE!

HANG ONTO THAT CHIP, MATT, WE DON'T WANT LOSE IT AGAIN.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MOTHERBOARD'S FACE WHEN...

UH-OH!

Digit: YOIKES!

LET HIM GO!

Matt: WHAT DOES IT WANT?

HE WANTS THE CHIP!

Jackie: GIVE IT TO HIM, MATT! WE HAVE TO SAVE DIGIT!

I HATE WHEN THIS HAPPENS.

Motherboard: DON'T FEEL BAD .

Kids: MOTHERBOARD!

Motherboard: YOU ALL MADE A GREAT EFFORT AT TURNING THINGS AROUND.

Matt: BUT WE LOST THE CHIP!

AT LEAST WE KNOW HACKER DOESN'T HAVE IT...

TIME TO COME HOME, CYBERMATES!

Hacker: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FORGOT WHERE WE PARKED THE WREAKER?!

Delete: I THOUGHT IT WAS BEHIND THAT SAND DUNE.

THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME.

Hacker: RAAAA!

Buzz and Delete: AHHHHHH!

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