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DIGIT: DIAMOND JOE, PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!

NO MATTER WHAT, WE'RE ON YOUR SIDE.

WHICHEVER SIDE THAT IS!

(SIGHS)

LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED,

SO YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.

LIKE ALL PARALLELOGRAMS,

WE COULD TILT AND LEAN AND SHIFT SHAPE

WITHOUT EVER CHANGING THE LENGTH OF OUR SIDES.

(CROWD CHEERS)

ONLY WE COULD DO IT IN MID-AIR!

WE BECAME KNOWN AS THE FLYING PARALLINIS,

AND TRAVELLED FROM CYBERSITE TO CYBERSITE

DOIN' OUR TRICKS.

WE COULD STRETCH BEYOND ANYONE'S WILDEST DREAMS,

AND FOLD IN A SNAP.

WE LOVED TO SHOW WHAT PARALLELOGRAMS CAN DO!

THEN ONE DAY,

WHEN WE WERE PRACTICING AT THE NORTHERN FRONTIER,

WE HEARD A CRY FOR HELP

COMING FROM ATOP MT. WAYUPTHERE.

HACKER: HELP! GET ME OFF OF HERE!

DIAMOND JOE: WE USED OUR TALENT TO SAVE THE CYBORG.

WE DIDN'T KNOW WHO HE WAS,

TILL WE GOT HIM DOWN.

MOTHERBOARD THOUGHT SHE COULD GET RID OF ME,

BUT THANKS TO YOU,

I'LL BRING CHAOS TO CYBERSPACE INSTEAD!

DIAMOND JOE: BECAUSE WE ACCIDENTALLY HELPED HACKER

IN HIS QUEST TO TAKE OVER CYBERSPACE,

WE VOWED NEVER AGAIN TO USE OUR PARALLELOGRAM POWER

FOR ANYTHING!

BUT WE NEED YOU TO USE THAT POWER

TO SAVE OUR FRIEND

AND KEEP HACKER FROM GETTING THE NIC!

I MADE A PROMISE. I CAN'T HELP YOU.

WELL, I CAN!

I'M A PARALLINI TOO, YOU KNOW,

AND I'M PROUD OF IT!

I HAVE THE SAME TALENTS AS YOU.

AND I'LL GET ALL THE LITTLE PARALLINIS

TO HELP ME SAVE JACKIE.

SO ARE YOU WITH US, OR NOT?

(CONSIDERING) HMM...

IT'S TIME FOR THE FLYING PARALLINIS

TO FLY AGAIN!

AND THIS TIME, IN THE NAME OF GOOD!

WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME!

WHAT'D YOU BRING?

THINGS TO KEEP YOU QUIET!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

THERE IS NO WAY I AM DOING A HACKER PUZZLE!

YOU ASKED FOR A CHANGE OF CLOTHES.

(DISGUSTED) UGH!

I WOULDN'T WEAR THIS EVEN ON HALLOWEEN!

HEY!

SURPRISE, CYBERWORLD!

I'M YOUR NEW RULER!

THE HACKER HAS WON!

THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!

OH, YES IT WILL.

JUST AS SOON AS I GET THE NIC FROM MOTHERBOARD.

HMM. AND TIME'S JUST ABOUT UP!

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, YOU TWO DUNCEBUCKETS!

OH!

GET BACK DOWN THERE AND DO YOUR JOB!

NOW!

WHOA!

DIAMOND JOE: THE FLYING PARALLINIS MUST FLY AGAIN

TO KEEP HACKER FROM CREATING MORE CHAOS!

(GRUMBLES)

BUT WE PROMISED WE'D NEVER TILT OR LEAN!

NO MATTER WHAT!

(GASPS)

MAMA, WE HAVE TO! TO SAVE CYBERSPACE!

T.W., NO!

AND YOU SQUARE UP RIGHT NOW, YOUNG LADY!

MATT: EVERYONE, LISTEN!

IF HACKER GETS THE NETWORK INTERFACE CARD,

HE'LL BE ABLE TO USE HIS TRANSFORMATRON

AND TRANSFORM HIMSELF!

A VOICE FROM THE CROWD: INTO WHAT?

ANYTHING HE WANTS!

CROWD: (FEARFUL GASPS)

BUT YOU CAN STOP HIM!

YOU JUST HAVE TO BE WHO YOU ARE -

THE GREATEST ACROBATS IN CYBERSPACE!

CROWD: (CHEERS OF EXCITEMENT)

WITH PARALLELOGRAM POWER,

YOU CAN SAVE JACKIE AND CYBERSPACE.

WELL, IF YOU PUT IT THAT WAY,

THEN I GUESS WE HAVE TO HELP.

(CHEERING)

TIME'S RUNNING OUT, MOTHERBOARD.

I WANT THAT NIC NOW!

YOU HAVE EXACTLY FIVE MINUTES TO DELIVER THE NIC!

BUZZ: BOSS! LOOK!

THE CIRCUS IS COMING!

OOOH! I LOVE THE CIRCUS! I LOVE IT!

THE CIRCUS?

(SHOUTING) WHAT ARE YOU CLOWNS DOING HERE?!

DIGIT: WE'RE WITH THE SHOW!

DIGIT!

YOU'RE WITH WHAT SHOW?!

THE FLYING PARALLINIS!

REMEMBER US, HACKER?

WE RESCUED YOU - HA!

RIGHT HERE AT MT. WAYUPTHERE!

YES, SO YOU DID.

NOW WE HAVE A NEW SHOW,

STARRING THE NEXT GENERATION OF PARALLINIS.

HEY! WANT TO SEE US PERFORM?

HACKER: NO!

JACKIE: OH, I DO!

AND IF YOU JUST LET THEM PERFORM,

I'LL BE QUIET.

ALL RIGHT!

ANYTHING TO SILENCE YOU!

LET THE SHOW BEGIN!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

I PROUDLY PRESENT:

THE TEENY WEENY FLYING PARALLINIS!

JACKIE: (APPLAUDING) BRAVO!

AWESOME!

THREE MINUTES, MOTHERBOARD!

OKAY, GUYS, HIT IT!

WUH-OH.

THE STACK'S NOT HIGH ENOUGH

TO REACH THE JACKSTER!

I KNOW!

IF THE PARALLINIS ALL TILT, THEY CAN REACH HIGHER!

EVERYONE!

ONE, TWO, THREE...TILT!

NOW STRETCH!

OKAY! LET'S GO, NEZZIE!

DELETE: OOOH, BUZZY!

LOOK AT THAT!

WISH I COULD TILT AND LEAN LIKE THEY DO!

TWO MINUTES, MOTHERBOARD!

WE'RE STILL NOT HIGH ENOUGH!

CAN YOU STRETCH ANYMORE?

STRETCH IT OUT, GANG!

PSSST! OVER HERE!

JACKIE! COME HERE.

ONE MINUTE, MOTHERBOARD, JUST ONE!

WHAT'D YOU THINK, HACKER?

I THINK THE SHOW'S OVER!

AND TIME'S UP FOR YOU TOO, MOTHERBOARD.

GET THE EARTHBRAT DOWN!

(GASPS)

SHE'S GONE!

BUZZ: BOSS! OVER THERE!

HACKER: STOP THEM!

JACKIE: BYE-BYE BAD GUY!

(CHEERING)

TO THE WREAKER!

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

GET IN THE WREAKER AND GET HER BACK!

OKAY, BOSS, BUT THERE'S ONE TINY PROBLEM...

WHAT?!

WE CAN'T GET THERE!

YOU MEAN... WE'RE STUCK UP HERE?!

ALL: HELLLLLLLLLLLP!!!

YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!

THANKS FOR HELPING TO SAVE ME.

AND KEEPING HACKER FROM GETTING THE NIC.

WE'RE THE ONES WHO OUGHT TO THANK YOU.

YOU BROUGHT OUR FAMILY BACK TOGETHER.

AND MADE US PROUD TO BE PARALLINIS AGAIN.

AND NOW, FINALLY, WE CAN ALL HAVE SOME FUN!

(LAUGHING AND CHEERING)

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