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The Flying Parallinis/transcript


MATT: FASTER!

HACKER:

RELEASE THE GRABBER!

ALL:

MATT: HURRY!

DELETE: LET ME DO THAT GRABBER THINGY.

BUZZ: GIVE ME THAT THING.

HACKER: OOOHHH! OOMPH!

I'LL DO IT!

WHOA!

MATT: A PORTAL TO MOTHERBOARD!

WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT!

AHHHHHH!

JACKIE!

LET ME GO, HACKER! RIGHT NOW!

HACKER: YOU GO WHEN I GET WHAT I WANT.

TILL THEN, WELCOME TO MOUNT WAYUPTHERE!

MATT: SO WE JUMPED IN THE PORTAL

AND GOT ZAPPED BACK HERE!

INEZ: BUT JACKIE DIDN'T MAKE IT.

HACKER GOT HER!

WHAT DOES HACKER WANT?

MATT, ACCEPT THE INCOMING CALL!

HERE'S THE DEAL, MOTHERBOARD.

I'LL TRADE YOU YOUR PRECIOUS EARTHBRAT,

FOR THE NETWORK INTERFACE CARD!

BUT IF WE GIVE HIM THE NIC,

HE CAN ACTIVATE HIS TRANSFORMATRON AGAIN!

HOW PERCEPTIVE, TURKEYBOT!

YOU HAVE EXACTLY TWO HOURS

TO BRING ME THE NIC

OR I'LL PUT YOUR FRIEND

WHERE YOU'LL NEVER FIND HER!

EVER!

COME ON, WE'VE GOT TO CLIMB THAT MOUNTAIN

AND SAVE JACKIE!

HACKER WILL SEE US.

IT WON'T WORK!

TOO BAD JACKIE'S NOT HERE.

SHE'D THINK OF A PLAN.

DIDGE, IF JACKIE WERE HERE,

WE WOULDN'T NEED A PLAN.

OH, YEAH, RIGHT.

THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WE CAN DO.

GO TO PODDLEVILLE.

FIND DIAMOND JOE!

EXCUSE ME, ANYONE KNOW DIAMOND JOE?

DUDES, WHERE'S DIAMOND JOE?

TEENAGE PODDLES: DON'T KNOW.

NEVER HEARD OF HIM.

INEZ: WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF PODDLEVILLE,

AND STILL NO SIGN OF DIAMOND JOE.

WONDER WHAT'S OVER THERE?

IT LOOKS PRETTY DESERTED TO ME.

DIGIT: I SEE SOMEONE!

I KNOW I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THIS,

BUT SOMETIMES I JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF!

ONE, TWO, THREE... LEAN!

ONE, TWO, THREE... LEAN!

ONE, TWO, THREE... LEAN!

ONE, TWO, THREE... LEAN!

TILT!

AHHHHH!

YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT!

TELL ME YOU DIDN'T SEE IT!

SEE WHAT?

IF YOU TELL, I'LL GET IN TROUBLE!

WE'RE NOT HERE TO GET YOU IN TROUBLE.

WE'RE HERE TO GET SOMEONE OUTTA TROUBLE!

REALLY

TELL ME! TELL ME!

OUR FRIEND, JACKIE.

HACKER'S PUT HER IN DANGER.

OOH, HACKER!

HE'S SCARY!

BUT I'M NOT AFRAID OF HIM,

OR ANYONE!

I'M TEENY WEENY PARALLINI -

T.W. FOR SHORT.

I'M DIGIT, AND THIS IS MATT AND INEZ.

WANT TO HELP US SAVE JACKIE?

YES! YES!

I DO! I DO!

THEN TELL US WHERE TO FIND DIAMOND JOE.

DIAMOND J! DON'T KNOW HIM!

DON'T KNOW ANY DIAMONDS!

GOTTA GO!

INEZ: WAIT!

STOP!

DIGIT: YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE!

OKAY.

BUT I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT DIAMOND JOE,

'CAUSE HE'S THIS BIG SECRET!

MY PARENTS WHISPERED

THAT HE LIVES IN THE HILLS SOMEWHERE.

WOULD THEY TELL US WHERE HE IS

IF THEY KNEW MOTHERBOARD SENT US?

YOU COULD ASK THEM!

COME ON! I'LL TAKE YOU TO PARALLELOLAND!

ALL I NEED IS ONE GOOD PLAN,

JUST ONE, AND I AM OUTTA HERE.

CLIMB DOWN?

OH, NO WAY.

SLIDE? UN-UNH.

USE MY SCRUNCHIE AS A BUNGEE.

UGH! TOO SHORT.

OH, I'LL TRY MOTHERBOARD AGAIN.

OOH! STILL CAN'T GET THROUGH!

OH MAN, I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO.

TRANSFORMATRON'S A LITTLE DUSTY, BOSS.

THEN CLEAN IT OFF!

OH, YEAH. SURE, BOSS!

AS SOON AS I GET THE NIC FROM MOTHERBOARD,

I'LL NEED YOU TO POWER UP THE TRANSFORMATRON.

GET READY!

DELETE: HE'S CUTE, BOSS.

CAN I PET HIM?

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

GET HIM!

DELETE:

HERE HAMBORG, HAMBORG!

OOF!

HACKER: GET HIM!

GOTCHA!

THIS IS THE HACKER!

THIS IS "THE" JACKIE,

AND I NEED SOME COMPANY.

SEE, BEING HERE ALONE

IS NOT WORKING FOR ME.

OH, IT'S NOT, EH?

NO! AND I HAVE MY RIGHTS, YOU KNOW!

OF COURSE.

HOW THOUGHTLESS OF ME!

THAT TICKLES, BUZZ!

QUIT IT!

I'LL SEND COMPANY RIGHT AWAY.

I SAID COMPANY, NOT...

OH, NEVER MIND!

AT LEAST I'LL HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO.

T.W.: WELCOME TO PARALLELOLAND!

BIG MAMA PARALLINI: NO TILTING, NO LEANING!

LITTLE PARALLINIS: NO TILTING, NO LEANING,

AND NO IN-BETWEENING!

WOW! LOOK! COMPANY!

T.W.: SAY HI TO MATT, INEZ AND DIGIT.

3 LITTLE PARALLINIS: HI! HELLO! WUZ UP?

T.W.: THIS IS MIKE PARALLINI,

IKE PARALLINI,

CAREY PARALLINI,

HARRY PARALLINI,

FRAN PARALLINI,

DAN-

HOLD IT. ARE YOU ALL PARALLINIS?

ALL:

YEAH! SAME FAMILY!

DIGIT: BUT YOU DON'T LOOK THE SAME.

LITTLE PARALLINIS: WE'RE ALL RELATED.

SEE HOW WE'RE ALIKE?

SEE

WELL, YOU ALL HAVE ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR SIDES!

AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR TOP AND BOTTOM SIDES

ARE THE SAME LENGTH.

YUP, SAME LENGTH!

THAT TICKLES.

YOUR LEFT AND RIGHT SIDES MATCH, TOO.

SO YOU ALL HAVE FOUR SIDES,

WITH OPPOSITE SIDES THE SAME LENGTH.

RIGHT! YOU GOT IT!

AND THOUGH SOME OF US ARE RECTANGLES...

LITTLE RECTANGLES:

AND SOME OF US ARE SQUARES...

WE ALL BELONG TO THE SAME FAMILY.

WE'RE PARALLELOGRAMS.

SO, IS ANYONE IN YOUR FAMILY SHAPED LIKE THIS?

BIG MAMA PARALLINI: WHO DREW THAT SHAPE?!

UH, I DID.

THIS IS NOT ALLOWED HERE.

PARALLINIS MUST NEVER TILT OR LEAN!

BUT-

WE DO NOT WELCOME GUESTS WHO BREAK OUR RULES!

GET OUT AND STAY OUT!

ALL I DID WAS TILT A SQUARE!

NO WONDER T.W. WAS AFRAID SHE'D GET IN TROUBLE.

NO TILTING, NO LEANING,

AND NO KIDDING.

MATT: HOW WILL WE FIND DIAMOND JOE, NOW?

INEZ: WE'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.

COME ON, LET'S REASSESS OUR OPTIONS.

MATT: SORRY, WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY NOW.

SOMEONE OVER THERE?

I THOUGHT FOR SURE I SAW SOMEBODY.

THERE IT GOES AGAIN!

I MUST BE SEEIN' THINGS.

LET'S GO.

T.W.! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I WANNA HELP YOU FIND DIAMOND JOE!

IF MOTHERBOARD TRUSTS YOU, SO DO I!

COME ON, LET'S GO LOOK FOR HIM!

WELL, I'LL NEED A TV, DVD PLAYER,

COMPUTER - MAKE IT A LAPTOP -

CELL PHONE, DIFFUSER FOR MY HAIR,

UH... MAGAZINES,

THREE BOTTLES OF WATER - MY SKIN'S GOTTA LOOK GOOD.

AH, YOU GETTING ALL THIS?

YEAH, YEAH, WE'RE GETTIN' IT!

GOOD. I ALSO WANT A TOFU BURGER

AND A MILKSHAKE.

AND MUSIC! GET ME A Y-POD!

WHAT'S AN Y

I DON'T KNOW, DEEDEE,

BUT SHE'S GIVIN' ME A HEADACHE!

T.W.: WOW! THIS IS COOL!

EVERYTHING TILTS AND LEANS,

JUST LIKE...ME!

IT LOOKS SO EASY TO SHIFT SHAPE!

HOW COME IT'S FORBIDDEN?

SINCE DIAMOND JOE DISAPPEARED,

NO ONE'S ALLOWED TO DO IT.

BUT IT'S NOT LIKE IT HURTS OR ANYTHING.

ALL YOU DO IS FLEX YOUR ANGLES.

WHOA! YOU GREW REALLY FAST.

I DIDN'T GROW.

MY SIDES ARE STILL THE SAME.

IT'S JUST WHAT PARALLELOGRAMS CAN DO.

WOW! LOOK!

MATT: "KEEP OUT."

NOT MUCH OF A WELCOME.

BET THAT BRIDGE LEADS TO DIAMOND JOE.

COME ON!

I DON'T KNOW, DIDGE.

IT LOOKS KIND OF RICKETY.

THINK IT'S SAFE TO CROSS?

OF COURSE IT'S SAFE!

LET'S GO!

AHHHH! HELP!

YOU BETTER BE WORTH WHAT I PAID FOR YOU, FURBALL.

START PRACTICING!

IT WORKED!

THE TRANSFORMATRON IS POWERING UP!

ALL I NEED NOW IS THE NIC,

AND I CAN TRANSFORM INTO ANYTHING I-

WHO IS IT? I'M BUSY!

IT'S AN EMERGENCY, BOSS!

WE CAN'T STAND LISTENING TO THIS EARTHBRAT!

YOU GOTTA COME HELP US OR WE QUIT!

JACKIE: OOH! TELL HIM TO BRING SOMETHING YELLOW!

MY ROOM AT HOME IS YELLOW AND I LOVE YELLOW!

EEW! EWW! AND DOUBLE EWW!

OOH! BRING ME A CHANGE OF CLOTHES!

OH, BUT NOTHING DORKY, OKAY?!

BOTH: AAARGH!

ALL: HELLLLLP!

DIAMOND JOE: WELL, WELL, WELL...

LOOK WHAT I CAUGHT.

TRESPASSERS!

NO ONE'S ALLOWED ON DIAMOND JOE'S LAND,

SO GIT!

INEZ: BUT MOTHERBOARD SENT US!

WE NEED YOUR HELP!

I DON'T HELP ANYONE ANYMORE.

SO YOU CAME FOR NUTHIN'. GO HOME.

THAT'S SO UNFAIR.

I'M T.W.,

AND WE CAME ALL THIS WAY, JUST FOR YOU!

WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT!

WHOOPS! SORRY.

YOU'RE A PARALLINI!

HOW'D YOU KNOW?

'CAUSE SHE'S A PARALLELOGRAM!

SHE HAS FOUR SIDES,

WITH TOPS AND BOTTOMS THE SAME LENGTH,

AND LEFT AND RIGHT SIDES THAT MATCH, TOO.

AND, SHE LOVES TO FLEX HER ANGLES,

JUST LIKE YOURS TRULY,

HER GREAT UNCLE, DIAMOND JOE PARALLINI!

MATT: WOW!

YOU COULD BE IN THE SHAPE-SHIFTING

HALL OF FAME!

COME, SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!

DIGIT: YOU'RE A NATURAL, T.W!

OF COURSE SHE IS.

PERFORMING'S IN HER BLOOD.

IT IS? TELL ME! TELL ME!

WELL, OUR FAMILY WAS THE MOST FAMOUS CIRCUS ACT

IN CYBERSPACE;

THE MOST DAZZLING ACROBATS YOU EVER LAID EYES ON.

BUT THAT WAS A LONG TIME BACK.

WE DON'T DO IT ANYMORE.

WHY NOT?

IT'S A POWERFUL TALENT,

BUT IT CAN BE DANGEROUS, TOO.

I BET THAT'S WHY MOTHERBOARD SENT US TO FIND YOU -

BECAUSE OF THAT TALENT!

YEAH! HACKER TRAPPED OUR FRIEND

ON TOP OF MT. WAYUPTHERE, AND-

HACKER? MT. WAYUPTHERE?

NO!

NO! GO AWAY.

FORGET YOU EVER MET ME!

I CAN'T HELP YOU!

T.W.: UNCLE JOE, YOU HAVE TO!

AND WE WON'T LEAVE TILL YOU DO!

WHAT GOOD IS HAVING A SPECIAL TALENT

IF YOU WON'T USE IT TO HELP OTHERS?!

WE DID USE IT TO HELP SOMEONE ONCE!

IT WAS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE WE EVER MADE!

THE LAST TIME THE FLYING PARALLINIS

USED OUR ABILITY TO TILT AND LEAN,

WE BROUGHT CHAOS TO ALL CYBERSPACE!

DIGIT: DIAMOND JOE, PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!

NO MATTER WHAT, WE'RE ON YOUR SIDE.

WHICHEVER SIDE THAT IS!

(SIGHS)

LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED,

SO YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.

LIKE ALL PARALLELOGRAMS,

WE COULD TILT AND LEAN AND SHIFT SHAPE

WITHOUT EVER CHANGING THE LENGTH OF OUR SIDES.

(CROWD CHEERS)

ONLY WE COULD DO IT IN MID-AIR!

WE BECAME KNOWN AS THE FLYING PARALLINIS,

AND TRAVELLED FROM CYBERSITE TO CYBERSITE

DOIN' OUR TRICKS.

WE COULD STRETCH BEYOND ANYONE'S WILDEST DREAMS,

AND FOLD IN A SNAP.

WE LOVED TO SHOW WHAT PARALLELOGRAMS CAN DO!

THEN ONE DAY,

WHEN WE WERE PRACTICING AT THE NORTHERN FRONTIER,

WE HEARD A CRY FOR HELP

COMING FROM ATOP MT. WAYUPTHERE.

HACKER: HELP! GET ME OFF OF HERE!

DIAMOND JOE: WE USED OUR TALENT TO SAVE THE CYBORG.

WE DIDN'T KNOW WHO HE WAS,

TILL WE GOT HIM DOWN.

MOTHERBOARD THOUGHT SHE COULD GET RID OF ME,

BUT THANKS TO YOU,

I'LL BRING CHAOS TO CYBERSPACE INSTEAD!

DIAMOND JOE: BECAUSE WE ACCIDENTALLY HELPED HACKER

IN HIS QUEST TO TAKE OVER CYBERSPACE,

WE VOWED NEVER AGAIN TO USE OUR PARALLELOGRAM POWER

FOR ANYTHING!

BUT WE NEED YOU TO USE THAT POWER

TO SAVE OUR FRIEND

AND KEEP HACKER FROM GETTING THE NIC!

I MADE A PROMISE. I CAN'T HELP YOU.

WELL, I CAN!

I'M A PARALLINI TOO, YOU KNOW,

AND I'M PROUD OF IT!

I HAVE THE SAME TALENTS AS YOU.

AND I'LL GET ALL THE LITTLE PARALLINIS

TO HELP ME SAVE JACKIE.

SO ARE YOU WITH US, OR NOT?

(CONSIDERING) HMM...

IT'S TIME FOR THE FLYING PARALLINIS

TO FLY AGAIN!

AND THIS TIME, IN THE NAME OF GOOD!

WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME!

WHAT'D YOU BRING?

THINGS TO KEEP YOU QUIET!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

THERE IS NO WAY I AM DOING A HACKER PUZZLE!

YOU ASKED FOR A CHANGE OF CLOTHES.

(DISGUSTED) UGH!

I WOULDN'T WEAR THIS EVEN ON HALLOWEEN!

HEY!

SURPRISE, CYBERWORLD!

I'M YOUR NEW RULER!

THE HACKER HAS WON!

THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!

OH, YES IT WILL.

JUST AS SOON AS I GET THE NIC FROM MOTHERBOARD.

HMM. AND TIME'S JUST ABOUT UP!

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, YOU TWO DUNCEBUCKETS!

OH!

GET BACK DOWN THERE AND DO YOUR JOB!

NOW!

WHOA!

DIAMOND JOE: THE FLYING PARALLINIS MUST FLY AGAIN

TO KEEP HACKER FROM CREATING MORE CHAOS!

(GRUMBLES)

BUT WE PROMISED WE'D NEVER TILT OR LEAN!

NO MATTER WHAT!

(GASPS)

MAMA, WE HAVE TO! TO SAVE CYBERSPACE!

T.W., NO!

AND YOU SQUARE UP RIGHT NOW, YOUNG LADY!

MATT: EVERYONE, LISTEN!

IF HACKER GETS THE NETWORK INTERFACE CARD,

HE'LL BE ABLE TO USE HIS TRANSFORMATRON

AND TRANSFORM HIMSELF!

A VOICE FROM THE CROWD: INTO WHAT?

ANYTHING HE WANTS!

CROWD: (FEARFUL GASPS)

BUT YOU CAN STOP HIM!

YOU JUST HAVE TO BE WHO YOU ARE -

THE GREATEST ACROBATS IN CYBERSPACE!

CROWD: (CHEERS OF EXCITEMENT)

WITH PARALLELOGRAM POWER,

YOU CAN SAVE JACKIE AND CYBERSPACE.

WELL, IF YOU PUT IT THAT WAY,

THEN I GUESS WE HAVE TO HELP.

(CHEERING)

TIME'S RUNNING OUT, MOTHERBOARD.

I WANT THAT NIC NOW!

YOU HAVE EXACTLY FIVE MINUTES TO DELIVER THE NIC!

BUZZ: BOSS! LOOK!

THE CIRCUS IS COMING!

OOOH! I LOVE THE CIRCUS! I LOVE IT!

THE CIRCUS?

(SHOUTING) WHAT ARE YOU CLOWNS DOING HERE?!

DIGIT: WE'RE WITH THE SHOW!

DIGIT!

YOU'RE WITH WHAT SHOW?!

THE FLYING PARALLINIS!

REMEMBER US, HACKER?

WE RESCUED YOU - HA!

RIGHT HERE AT MT. WAYUPTHERE!

YES, SO YOU DID.

NOW WE HAVE A NEW SHOW,

STARRING THE NEXT GENERATION OF PARALLINIS.

HEY! WANT TO SEE US PERFORM?

HACKER: NO!

JACKIE: OH, I DO!

AND IF YOU JUST LET THEM PERFORM,

I'LL BE QUIET.

ALL RIGHT!

ANYTHING TO SILENCE YOU!

LET THE SHOW BEGIN!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

I PROUDLY PRESENT:

THE TEENY WEENY FLYING PARALLINIS!

JACKIE: (APPLAUDING) BRAVO!

AWESOME!

THREE MINUTES, MOTHERBOARD!

OKAY, GUYS, HIT IT!

WUH-OH.

THE STACK'S NOT HIGH ENOUGH

TO REACH THE JACKSTER!

I KNOW!

IF THE PARALLINIS ALL TILT, THEY CAN REACH HIGHER!

EVERYONE!

ONE, TWO, THREE...TILT!

NOW STRETCH!

OKAY! LET'S GO, NEZZIE!

DELETE: OOOH, BUZZY!

LOOK AT THAT!

WISH I COULD TILT AND LEAN LIKE THEY DO!

TWO MINUTES, MOTHERBOARD!

WE'RE STILL NOT HIGH ENOUGH!

CAN YOU STRETCH ANYMORE?

STRETCH IT OUT, GANG!

PSSST! OVER HERE!

JACKIE! COME HERE.

ONE MINUTE, MOTHERBOARD, JUST ONE!

WHAT'D YOU THINK, HACKER?

I THINK THE SHOW'S OVER!

AND TIME'S UP FOR YOU TOO, MOTHERBOARD.

GET THE EARTHBRAT DOWN!

(GASPS)

SHE'S GONE!

BUZZ: BOSS! OVER THERE!

HACKER: STOP THEM!

JACKIE: BYE-BYE BAD GUY!

(CHEERING)

TO THE WREAKER!

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

GET IN THE WREAKER AND GET HER BACK!

OKAY, BOSS, BUT THERE'S ONE TINY PROBLEM...

WHAT?!

WE CAN'T GET THERE!

YOU MEAN... WE'RE STUCK UP HERE?!

ALL: HELLLLLLLLLLLP!!!

YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!

THANKS FOR HELPING TO SAVE ME.

AND KEEPING HACKER FROM GETTING THE NIC.

WE'RE THE ONES WHO OUGHT TO THANK YOU.

YOU BROUGHT OUR FAMILY BACK TOGETHER.

AND MADE US PROUD TO BE PARALLINIS AGAIN.

AND NOW, FINALLY, WE CAN ALL HAVE SOME FUN!

(LAUGHING AND CHEERING)

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